U.S. Army forming secret squad of zombie soldiers?

This weird note today: The U.S. Army is trying to get soldiers 'killed in action' in Iraq to re-enlist. See THIS LINK.

Now that their secret program has been outed, clearly the army has fallen back to their 'cover story', and they are pretending that this was all a 'computer mistake'. It seems fairly obvious what they were REALLY doing: trying to form a secret squad of the dead and near dead, zombie soldiers...for some weird secret mission.

Now we know that getting live soldiers to re-enlist is getting harder and harder, given the Bush-Iraq debacle. Recruiting standards have already been lowered several times. I think we have to all agree that trying to sign up dead guys, especially those that already made the supreme sacrifice for our country, goes a little too far...