Ban Republican marriage?

King George, seeking to distract citizens from the exploits of his corrupt administration, is advocating a constitutional ban on gay marriage. Bush is trying to solidify his political base by pandering to their hate of gay marriage. What in the world are they so afraid of? Nothing, really. They just want to find one issue that will mobilize social conservatives to get out and vote this fall.

I have a better idea. Lets just pass a law to ban Republican marriage. Before anyone can get a marriage license, they would have to certify that they are not Republican, and did not ever vote for King George. Then, and only then, could they get married or procreate.

I realize that some will claim that this idea is discriminatory. Hmmmm. Maybe we need a constitutional amendment instead of a mere law, so that it would pass constitional muster. Anyone want to help me form a PAC?